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Middy Scale

Also referred to as the "midi scale," it is a binary scale akin to the 1-10 hotness scale - except that it goes from 0-1. Its name originates from the lacrosse culture of the suburbs surrounding Boston, MA,USA.

1's on the middy scale are those who meet your standards, and whom you would do the nasty with

0's on the middy scale are so physically repulsive that they still look like a bad idea after heavy drinking - a solid "hell no"
--lad #1: "hey look at that girl! over there SOLID one the middy scale"
--lad #2: "yeah but look at her friend, that's a zero even on a good day"
--lad #1: "oh damn, I thought that was just an effeminate dude!"
by lolsquid January 29, 2014
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midget gems

(Adjective) something you like and enjoy but would never go out and seek it
Girl 1: oh i wish i could get logans dick
Girl 2: meh hes pretty midget gems to me
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Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.
i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.
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Midget

Could run circles around anybody over 4'9 at just about anything from sports to racing to driving a car to tying a tie to home repairs to fishing and hunting. Midgets are better at everything than short and average people, and dwarves are better than midgets at everything, you name it, midgets do it better, and dwarves do it better than midgets.
Is that midget coming over hur? Don't let him talk you into playing beer pong, dude you're 5'9 you don't want to do that.
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016
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midget mark

A small dwarf called mark who is annoying and gets terrored for being small
by Midget mark December 12, 2016
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Midgbish

Refers to a women, your wife, your girlfriend, bestfriend, your ride or die bitch that is extremely or unusally small. If you are the bigger individual refering to a smaller person it may be used regardless of the extent or diffrence in size. The individual is not only being identified as smaller but someone of importance, a bad bitch, a ride or die, possibly the besty.
Thats my midgbish over there with the fatty.
by Natasha Lemos February 12, 2017
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midgetgamingham

a dwarf that likes to beat his meat all over your face. usually likes to steal your underwear and use it for wank material.
damn u dirty midgetgamingham
by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 5, 2017
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