Number 1 Battyman, shit at tennis and my grandads got a healthier back than him. He smell of moisturiser from over wanking and his willy is bruised. Clapped and single
by Fxxrisy January 30, 2020
Get the Max Walkermug. The very lowest form of human. This male thinks that they are strong and fit but are actually lazy and corpulent. He is VERY ugly and VERY annoying.
Person 1: Why do I always have to sit next to Max Butler? He’s so fat he took up half of my seat!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!
by The Void 2.0 October 25, 2018
Get the Max Butlermug. Max Helyer Is the extremely talented guitarist of English rock band you me at six. He also writes some of their lyrics
Max Helyer is the guitarist of you me at six, without whom the band wouldn't exist. Also his beard game is strong
by thisissixer April 13, 2014
Get the max helyermug. Comes from the German Term "Maximale Härte", which translates to "Incredibly fertile".
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
by Werner zappe October 7, 2020
Get the Max Hartmug. 
single handedly revolutionized the game of basketball with his overwhelming amount of time on the court and his offensive and defensive prowess are unmatched. GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER, also everything he touches turns into a....swish, HOLLA
by anonymous April 23, 2004
Get the max chostnermug. The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.
1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.
2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.
2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.
by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009
Get the Max Failmug.