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max tong

why you so max tong
by Alex the smart guy May 17, 2021
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Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."
by ellenweasley October 9, 2018
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semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.
fuckin hate those semen max ads
by coolerchan December 7, 2020
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max caulfield

a hot character from life is strange who is caring and kind and the perfect girlfriend
"yeah i think clara is my max caulfield
by Jye the sex addict March 15, 2022
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Max Olive

The ultimate level of awesomeness; synonymous for sick nasty.
I just saw Marisa Miller!

You did?
Yeah dude, it was so Max Olive!
by tyler reinke December 10, 2009
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Max Hart

Comes from the German Term "Maximale Härte", which translates to "Incredibly fertile".
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
Oh Look Becky, it´s a Max Hart!
Oh no, the contractions start.
by Werner zappe October 7, 2020
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max chostner

single handedly revolutionized the game of basketball with his overwhelming amount of time on the court and his offensive and defensive prowess are unmatched. GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER, also everything he touches turns into a....swish, HOLLA
oh shit peep thhat mad sauce that max chostner is pouring into the net.
by anonymous April 23, 2004
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