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skank master

the master of all skanks otherwise known as a pimp
john ant no skank master. jesus is
by BananaHamack December 27, 2008
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Master Homo

This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.
The Master Homo is massing an army for the invasion of California.
by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009
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Master and the Wolf

1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.

2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
by BestSkeptic July 26, 2008
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master nudd

A bad motherfucker when it comes to electricity. Godlike. A mixture between Tesla and Jesus. An N. E. C. Code guru. Not to be fucked with on the streets. When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had 2 missed calls from master nudd.
by Nudd March 6, 2017
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pornhub master

"Did you get on XBOX today, no but my pornhub master did today because my ph level is low"
by The ph god November 11, 2015
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Twig-master

A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.

Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!

Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.
Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!
by Charis66 December 1, 2010
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master of the obvious

An individual who constantly repeats previously stated information, thus subtracting value from the original statement.
Chris Rock's companion in the movie pootie-tang, during the scene where Chris Rock is conveying how ridiculously exclusive Biggy Shorty's parties are is a good example of master of the obvious.
by Mac Barber September 2, 2003
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