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mario manifesto

The rise of Mario mains in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate; Objectively better than the Falco agenda.
Tryhard: Have you heard of the Falco Agenda? It means that Falco is really good! And it onl . . .
Cool guy: I'm more of a Mario Manifesto man myself. *proceeds to take the tryhard to dunkin donuts.*
by Daman is Dendy November 1, 2022
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Mario

Wannabe skateboarder who likes corn dogs and hot pockets who also thinks everything other than jack in the box and joji is mid
Mario is a silly corn dog
by Mario's Cock November 16, 2022
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Super Mario

by CanIHasBoogoo May 31, 2021
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Green Mario

whos green mariooi?L; Oh Its luogi
by DumbassMode November 10, 2022
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Mario

"Mario will be played by Chris Pratt
by linkyboi December 13, 2022
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Ché-Mario

Model from London. Tall, Black and Handsome.
some people call him skin&bone but we call him Ché-Mario 😍
by skin and bone September 3, 2020
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Mario

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!
Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."
by Sando Trouton February 4, 2024
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