super mario galaxy 

Non-biased opinion: A game for the Wii, that has sold over 6 million copies and has been universally praised by critics.

True Opinion: The best game on the Wii by far, and one of the best games ever created, with great gameplay, innovative design, AWESOME orchestrated music, and cool graphics (The best on the Wii).

Guy 1: Dude, I just bought Super Mario Galaxy!

Guy 2: Is it good?

Guy 1: OH HOLY FUCK YES *Dies*

Guy 2: ....*Goes to buy Mario Galaxy*

super mario galaxy by teh bag of chrisness October 28, 2008

Super Mario 64 

The best damn game ever

Super Mario 64 is the best damn game in the world

Super Mario 64 by Biggest Dick Rick February 20, 2018

Super Mario Maker 3 

a game that doesnt exist

hi does super mario maker 3 exist

no

super mario maker 3

Super Mario Maker 3 by ok boomer 3 May 24, 2020

mad mad mario 

Mad Mad Mario is a video on YouTube which shows how fucking nuts Mario really is.

"Mario! You have to help! Bowser kid"
"I know I know captured the Goddamned princess! And all you fuckheads are too retarded to get her back!"
Mad Mad Mario video 4

mad mad mario by FF918 September 11, 2013

Jewper Mario 

Racist term used to describe a person who feels that it's necessary to grab as many, if not every, single coin in the stage.

Mario: Look at all of the coins! I'm going to spend minutes on end trying to jump high enough to get all of them!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!

Jewper Mario by SmashKai November 26, 2010

Super Mario Maker 

99% garbage, 1% genius

Person 1: I played a dope Super Mario Maker level earlier.
Person 2: Why the fuck you lying?

Super Mario Maker by somefknguy July 11, 2018

magic mario 

Street name for psilocybin extract, also known as "shroom pills". Makes for a damn good trip. Expensive and hard to find.
Psilocybin is the active compound in shrooms. The pill form gives you the fun of the trip without the taste of the shrooms.

Mushroom Junkie: "Aye, you got shrooms on deck?"
Drug dealer: "Nah, better. I got some magic marios"
Junkie: "Hell yeah. Gimme 20"

magic mario by AK-the lonely stoner May 3, 2014