Crackhead Time Machine

A person who if given the opportunity to go back in time to any era in their life to replay or relive would choose the 1980s simply based on the DRUGS , hairbands, Gay spandex pants, and the so-called party scene of their time to real live a crackhead Fantasy of the only time they felt meaningful in life. Such individual possibly may grow up to have bipolar tendencies, spend their free time in dive bars, or possibly be an air guitar superstar, or even claim to communicate with Nikki six via texting at 3 o'clock in the morning. Such device used for Time Machine maybe Ford pick up truck with the key components to time travel being broken tools and cigarette lighters

That crackhead time machine was on display at the Black horse Tavern.

By traveling 88 Miles per hour The crackhead Time Machine went back til when a balls were in and gay porn mustaches were in style.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

jamless washing machine

An adorable Korean pop music(Kpop) YouTuber which makes fan fictions,edits, and reaction videos.
"Fandom" name is "Fishies" because we are her little fishies.
Shes also an EXO and BTS fan which are Korean Boy Bands.

Friend: Who's "Jamless washing machine"
Me: Shes an adorable Kpop YouTuber

by LALISA IS QUEEN September 25, 2017

gash machine

The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night

I'd better get some money out from the gash machine..it's going to be one of those nights

by very_ape January 18, 2006

German War Machine

The act of putting your fist into ones rectum and opening and closing it violently.

I heard John gave his girlfriend the German war machine last night.

by Datcooldude420 November 20, 2016

Broken Pop Machine

While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.

What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.

by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007

Machinify

-To attribute machine-like qualities to objects, ideas, etc. (similar to "personify", only "machinify" is attributing machine-like attributes rather than human attributes). Often used as an alternative way of thinking, to better understand a subject or idea.

-To view objects or ideas as having properties synonymous to machines.

-To understand the structure and behavior of living organisms as being parallel to that of an intricate, working machine.

She would often machinify things she saw in nature, to understand their elaborate natural engineering.

by Synthestruct March 19, 2011

machestical

Like majestic, but with boobs.

"Damn, she's looking machestical tonight."

by ermahgerdgarlicbread October 31, 2013