Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

london licker

The act of licking the ballsack and down the taint ,all the way to the rectum and back again.

Man ,did i ever meet a wild girl last night . She was a real London licker

by Badtab November 17, 2022

London

London is a full package. She has beautiful eyes like the ocean, and she is very athletic. She is the funniest person you will ever meet and will be one of your best friends forever. So many guys like her they are just too shy to admit it. she is such a thic women. She dances the night away. She is loyal to everyone. She is such a special person to have in your life. She can be so stupid but is one intelligent women.

I wish you were more like a London

by China725 January 31, 2020

Pull a London

Pulling a London means saying "Im the best" or "I'm the upgrade" even though you're not.

Don't pull a London

by Goomba420 April 5, 2023

London

London is a girl that loves everyone and is totally awesome. She is sad sometimes but mainly happy.

Your are such a London type of happy girl.

by Lbondonb April 15, 2019

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024

Oli London

Oli London is a Koreaboo. First he’s saying he’s married to jimin, saying he’s jimin and saying his fathers jimin. He is saying he look like a KPOP idol. He got a plastic surgery over 100,000 dollars to look Korean. He is islamophobie and islamophobie is when people hate Islam and they take it to far. For e.g someone took it to far and burned a Quran *muslims holy book*

Oh Oli London had a plastic surgery!?

by Olilondonphobic May 17, 2022