Jayneese Lewis

jayneese lewis is a very thoughtful person. she finds it very difficult to walk and be around her husband. She may get beat every night but she still loves him. with short, nasty hair she has a wonderful personality! In her closet lays hundreds of bats that were broken over her head. Her medication cost $100,000 a year and has been laced with rat poisoning because her husband calls her a rat and poisons her with what she deserves. But she doesn't die because of the xanex she takes on a daily basis, which relieves the pain.

Husband: get over here ugly Jayneese Lewis
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir

by aruther burfeild February 28, 2019

chasity faith lewis

The most sexiest person alive. She is everything a guy would want outta her. She is beautiful talented and so very gorgeous. If any guy were to go out with her u won't regret it. Her laugh is very contagious. Loves to sing write model step dance and act. She is a natural beauty. As long as she got ur trust and loyalty any relationship with chasity will last a life time. Her smile is amazingly beautiful very funny. Brightens ur day when u sad. A great listener. A TRUE awesome friend. Will always have ur back. Super attractive. And just everything a Godly woman would be. Charity is the best person to have ever come into anyone's life.

Friend:dude who is that
Friend 2:that's chasity faith lewis
Friend: wow she's beautiful. I want her

by Titi laree June 24, 2017

Lewis

A complete idiot who’s ego is through the roof, is way too confident, and has a terrible taste in music. They think they’re the best at everything, wether they’ve heard of the skill or not, and is ridiculously stupid yet somehow manages to make it into top set in lessons.

Lewis: I’m so amazing at everything

Person: ugh shut up you’re so annoying.

by YaLocalPeach July 4, 2020

Matty lewis special

Smashing bulk cheap pingers in quick time

His done a real matty lewis special and his runnin

by Lewie special brah May 9, 2018

The Lewis Clark

When your mates are asleep - sneakily put their penises in your mouth and take a picture.

That way, they'll look really gay.

Haha! Boys! I gave Stu the Lewis Clark last night.

Haha, man I always knew Stu was gay!

by Johnzface May 9, 2021

Lewis

Always bad at video games especially shooters, if you have a Lewis on your team. Its time to cry.

Player 1: "Hey man, you ready to win this game?"
Player 2: *Sigh* "No, we have a Lewis"

by AtmosOrange December 7, 2019

Lewy

To pull a lewy is to create an example and royally fuck up any parts of infomation that dont work and therefore make the example useless by comparison

Mr Lewis pulled a real Lewy when trying to teach the basics of trigonometry

by BunnyynnuB April 28, 2021