Catching the Lemon

The act of being forced to do something unpleasant that you would never begin to do in the first place, nor have any need to complete.

I wasn't going trying to, but I was totally catching the lemon when my co-worker asked me to cover for him.

by NicholasPickolas September 16, 2008

Lemon Lips

giant ass lips on a black dude where they take up a large portion of the face. Sometimes the bottom lip is so heavy it droops down and is always like open at random times.

the reason it is called lemon lips is because it resembles the shape of a lemon.

Random white dude 1: Damn! have you seen the lemon lips the Washington Redskins quarterback, Jason Campbell?

Random white dude 2: yeah, that's why the redskins sucked this year, those damn lemon lips were weighing down his face and throwing him off his game.

by Nick 2113 March 11, 2009

Juicing a Lemon

Is when you squeeze a girls pussy so hard she pisses on your hand

I juiced her lemon so hard her piss ran all over my hands.

by Horny bastard January 09, 2005

Lemon eyes

When you are so tired that the bags are all around your eyes creating the shape of a lemon

May also occur after a phat cry

Bro I’m so tired, look I even have lemon eyes

by Chickenlotus January 21, 2019

Hot lemon

When you take a lemon quarter it peel it grind it in a girls vagina. Then pull it out and devour it's delicous juices after fucking her.

Bitch you've never had a hot lemon, lets go to the citrus section.

by Malcire April 26, 2005

lemon head

n. the head of an asian man's penis.

Jane: "Man that lemon head tasted so fucking good last night!"
Julia: "Omfg yeah, the best kind of lemon head is the mongolian type... I love Mongolian BBQ."

by Andriznles & MC Derf July 29, 2006

squat a lemon

To be hustling drugs

"I ride in the benz but I squat a lemon" --Mac Dre

by d-riv April 14, 2008