lane regret

When you switch lanes in a supermarket and end up taking longer

Bill swapped lane to a smaller one in tesco his line went faster he had lane regret

by Painy July 25, 2016

stain your own lane

Doing something stupid in your area of expertise

I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.

by DocM&M August 16, 2020

Lane

A smart, kick ass girl who is not afraid to speak her mind and is always truthful. She also cares about peoples feelings and is literally a goddess. Like how is she this hot????? If you have a Lane and you let her go, like do you have a brain? (hehe little rime scheme) But actually though, your so idiotic if you let her go.

Boy 1: (in squeaky voice) Hey lane!!!!
Girl 1: Shut up loser lane is way out of your leauge
Lane: maybe next time bud

by lunnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 5, 2022

lane

random

"man your such a lane"

by prblms June 17, 2018

Lois Lane

The girlfriend/wife of the famous superhero superman.
Who somehow survives multiple times of having sex with him, even though him simply inserting his dildo inside her hole would kill her instantly.

Lois Lane is immortal, theres no way she survived banging superman.

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 28, 2023

Lane

A really mean person that likes to always play fortnite but only has 100 wins. He licks bananas with apples on each side and he plays tennis. He likes to play outside with a toy car because he is a little dick piece of crap.

That lane kid is so bad at fortnite. What a BOT

by TurtleNuggets12 on xboc September 18, 2019

lane shaming

The act of, in your mind, shaming the vehicle in lane 3 of a 4-lane motorway (when there’s no other traffic) by overtaking them and immediately with no indication pulling in to lane 1. Whilst passing, give them the Look of Shame, the one that says “You can’t drive, you cockgibbon, and you’re probably in lane 3 because you have a third puffy nipple.”

- How was your drive to London?
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.

by Dogburster November 20, 2023