Koncker

A failed spelling of Conker. Which is the most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Koncker. I failed at spelling Conker.

by Koncker July 23, 2009

knicker giblets

Lady parts, flaps, the protruding parts of a woman's sexual organs. More common in women of a more senior age, usually mothers.

"Mate she was beautiful, shame about the knicker giblets"

"Show me your knicker giblets"

by bertybater February 18, 2010

knicker slug

Female discharge left on knickers.

"my girlfriend's old panties have knicker slugs"

by beteo January 29, 2004

knackered hipward

to shag a lady vigerously so that her pelvis requires medical treatment thus involving a hip replacement

"im gonna go knacker deep on that bird so hard she'll need an appointment at the knackered hipward"

by Diamond Dave April 28, 2004

knicker fish

The female genitalia

knicker fish

by Inhumane of uselessjunk.net July 3, 2009

Knicker Angle

The angle of inclination required to view a girls knickers when she is wearing a skirt relative to a reference plane of the skirts hem.

A positive knicker angle requires your eye line to be above the hem of the skirt,
With a 0° knicker angle you can see knicker if your eye is level with the hem,
While a negative knicker angle requires you to be lower than the skirt and look up to observe knicker gusset.

Look at that tart at the bar, she's such a fuckin' slapper. I swear that microskirt she is wearing has positive knicker angle!

by Gusset Jeff August 26, 2009

knicker-liquor

The sweet-salt secretions that accumulate in the crotch of a woman's underwear when she is aroused.

A: Was she hot?

B: Hot? She was steaming! Her crotch was soaked in knicker-liquor!

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009