After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.
Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
by ChaffedAnus September 22, 2019
Get the Key-Slot Assholemug. when two people know that they are perfect for each other, but just don't accept it. These two will normally talk on occasion, and pretend like it means nothing (even though it does).
Me: "Hey how is it going with you and Laney?"
Dylan: "There is nothing going on, we don't love each other"
Me: "Smh....low-key love"
Dylan: "There is nothing going on, we don't love each other"
Me: "Smh....low-key love"
by damn_daniel1234 May 6, 2018
Get the low-key lovemug. A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the ones to his house, his mum's house and his silly white van. The 58 others are ones he's found.
Look at that guy's keyring! He must own lots of houses and cars.
Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.
What a nobhead.
Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.
What a nobhead.
by benny twadge May 24, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Keysmug. 1. Grabbing the booty is a Major Key 🔑
2. Pizza is a Major key 🔑
3. Putting the key emoji after you type "major key" is a Major key 🔑
2. Pizza is a Major key 🔑
3. Putting the key emoji after you type "major key" is a Major key 🔑
by trapicaly June 14, 2016
Get the major key 🔑mug. A team on the internet. Mostly teenagers. They take over small things on the internet such as messageboards,online radio stations,etc. They first started taking over a radio station called MMO.
dude:oh no my messageboard is being spammed with things like lawlz,o rly? and pictures of donkeys!!!!
girl:it might be those team beta keys kids...
dude:hmm...
girl:*giggle*
girl:it might be those team beta keys kids...
dude:hmm...
girl:*giggle*
by jenrly? July 17, 2006
Get the team beta keysmug. by nukedropper February 19, 2015
Get the boo boo keysmug. A form of bullying that is not visibly apparent at first. Usually though the use of condescending behaviour towards another or by the faking of interest in their victim, in which they are pretending to be nice. The bully typically enjoys belittling his victims for his own enjoyment.
Hey did you see James low-key bullying the autistic kid? That shit ain’t cool man.
You can’t accuse me of low-key bullying, I was just being nice
You can’t accuse me of low-key bullying, I was just being nice
by Jgeorgerownster March 8, 2021
Get the Low-key bullyingmug.