A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population
Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH
by $kips April 29, 2024

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense
My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.
by Darthfraai November 4, 2023

by Alexisajunkie June 18, 2019

The user of many a thumb. Also known as a Thumb Jockey, this is used to describe someone who is not such a fan of the traditional "2 in the pink - one in the stink" method.
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