July 24th

national titty pic day

hey joe u hear it’s july 24th?

by ham23916 July 24, 2022

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July 11th

The day your partner sends you nude photos and soapy pics

On July 11th me and my girl got freaky!

by Ruton7807 July 11, 2021

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people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

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July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

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