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The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.
"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"
by Leefry November 12, 2023
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Juan

Also known as gay child, he is not Jesus. If he pokes you that means he is trying to rape you. Don't trust him.
Juan is untrustworthy, I blame him for missing teachers and the blood all over their desks
by LivvieLulu September 17, 2018
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juan

The cool and sophisticated Mexican gangster who drives a lowrider also known as a juan rod . They are highly revered for their hard-working attitude and being very humble . Juans are the ogs and not posers and are blue collar and respected amongst people in their setting .
guy 1 you seen Carlos hes a real gangster he drives that lowrider??
guy 2 yeah he's awesome and that juan Rod is dope I can tell he put a shit ton of work into that thing!!
guy 1 yeah he doesn't act like that clon at my old theatere
by rayjay91 March 21, 2023
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Juan R

by 123gwhehshs October 9, 2019
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The Fishy Juan

When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.
My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.
by Not Mancow July 9, 2014
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Juan David

Juan David is a guy who attracts many girls for his personality. He only loves one though, and he chooses to deny it.
by pizzaaaaasssssss November 22, 2021
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Juan

Juan is a huge simp
by Hahahahha your a simp September 12, 2020
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