Juan Brassesco

Una persona muy inmadura. Se traba constantemente al hablar, no le gusta que lo molesten y le gusta admirar las estrellas mientras acaricia un pene. Muy enamoradizo pero no la pone ni a gancho

chica: Juan Brassesco cómo estás? saludos

chico: bien si

by ñañinxd November 23, 2021

juan de

weird and likes girls like mary... not attractive at all

Wow his name is Juan de, he must like a mary

by coolgirlswaggie August 29, 2017

Juan Dooley

typical willfully ignorant tool who is incapable of critical thought

Only a Juan Dooley would share such obvious propaganda as if it were not a right wing conspiracy

by JuanDooley December 20, 2021

Juan y las putas

An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!

Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"

by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021

Juan

A Juan is hard to come by, but when you find one, be careful. He is extremely hot and has a great dick. He is bisexual but tries to convince everyone including the guy he has a crush on that he is straight. He will love you until he doesn’t need you anymore, even if you give everything to him.

Person 1: Oh, look it’s Juan!
Person 2: You have to stop being in love with Juan! He’ll break your heart!
Person 3: I heard he’s fucking Joseph.

by AvonleaB April 16, 2023

Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman

Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan

Juan is a name giving to the eldest son. Usually most Juan’s are fat asf and play soccer. If you ever see a juan get away from him because they intend to rape you. In some cases some may say the worst athletes are named Juan

“Omg it’s a fagget ass nigga name Juan, quick run away”

by The 3rd poet February 19, 2020