Short fat boy who eats a lot of tortas and is obsessed With fortnite he can never stop playing and eating,
by Zbsjxbshdhsjdj May 20, 2020
Juan is a very perfect boy he is good at school, has a girlfriend, gets girls pregnant, never misses in bed, cracked at Fortnite, and makes good food. He likes to shave his penis hairs 24/7 bc they grow back faster then he runs for ur mom he is easy to know because its Juan everyone loves Juan and Juan loves everyone (mostly his best friends mom)
by Pop a lock December 09, 2021
The simplest fucking name out there, if you are named Juan take an “L”. Your dad dint love you enough
by Mutuo November 22, 2021
Juan’s are usually the most trustworthy and loving people you will meet. Loyal to a fault. They enjoy having those hard conversations but keep things light-hearted. Addressing past unresolved trauma, eating the best food this world has to offer(preferably with truffles) listening to great music and watching good movies is part of their love language. Their friends are their family and their family are their friends. They're in their most natural habitat outdoors next to a mountain or a body of water. Great temperament but can be very confrontational. If you're there for Juan(one) during a hard time they will be there for yours forever. God wasn't sure how Juan’s would work out but they didn't turn out so bad after all. If you don't like to laugh, don't approach a Juan!
by Truffle Trio November 23, 2021
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