Jonas Akordijonas

the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.

"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"

by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 24, 2021

Jonas chat

you are supposed to text holger and ignore him next day for no reason.

I just got Jonas chatted.

by xxxjonxxxx March 9, 2021

jona jona

a boy, who eats a lot, but is still skinny, and i mean eats A LOt but is still waist on thinna. he also is kinda a bully, but can be nice. is a nerd, not smart just a anime nerd. don’t forget he is a try hard in minecraft. and his full name is jonathan

“hi jona jona” “i’m going to use your snake as a whip” “i’ll throw your hamster at a wall”

by lil_miss_steak March 17, 2021

jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.

I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue

by Green tea22 July 7, 2022

Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.

Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022

jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.

Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*

by cantahope July 26, 2022

Jonas

Fuck you Raptor ik u tried to flex that u got good shit on here

*Raptor - yoo dude it says that jonas is a gift from god

*me - stfu :nerd:

by Xd_Chocymilkman July 30, 2022