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The Johnson Crew

A well known Birmingham gang. Rivals of The Burger Bar Boys. Known for gun crime and being dangerous.
They were also involved in the new year murders of two girls (they died in a shootout between The Johnson Crew and The Burger Bar Boys).
The burger bar boys were in town so The johnson crew came down as well.
by T-Kay December 7, 2006
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Johnson and Johnson

When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.
My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.
by DJ Power Up! January 19, 2010
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a "Johnson" answer

When asked a question (any question) to which one thinks you know the answer, the verb to "Johnson" is to waffle, procrastinate and create sufficient bluster so as to fool, create absolute confusion and go off on a tangent, leaving the questioning party stunned and bemused.

To hide your absolute incompetence, or unpreparedness, or lack of understanding/comprehension by spouting totally irrelevant bullshit, including latin or greek which nobody understands, as an answer to a valid and simple question. When said with the unsolicited self-confidence of an expensive Conservative-funded public school education, the "Johnson" answer can be pulled from the bag in absolutely any circumstance.
I asked Boris what he'd like for dinner last night, and i got such a "Johnson" answer, i couldn't remember my name and i'd lost 25 minutes of my life. I felt like i'd been hit by a fucking bus. I do vaguely remember him spouting some shit about the Bermuda Triangle and what happened to Michael Jackson. I won't be doing that again.
by dying_fish September 20, 2020
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Dick Long Johnson

Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"
by Dick Long Johnson June 28, 2012
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Dwayne rock hard johnson

When Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is wrestling sometimes stuff happens. We wont talk about his speedo going from black to white
Whoa did you see Dwayne rock hard johnson last night?
by Vector X3 November 7, 2020
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JOHNSONBURGER

A cock-meat sandwich
Amanda said she can't wait to sink her teeth into a JOHNSONBURGER because she is so horny
by J-BURGER April 18, 2009
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Jack Johnsoned

When one listens to the same song or artist in excess, and grows tired of it.
"I used to like that song, but then I Jack Johnsoned it..."
by Smelly Tired Nerd May 4, 2010
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