Jason is typically a young man, that while online gaming you can hear his mommy ask if he wants a snack. They are prone to driving while intoxicated, and their live of flabby women and beer know no limits. They seem trustworthy, but generally have a fake laugh and an unusually annoying father figure.
by VernElkridge February 15, 2019
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by NoOneInParticular231 February 17, 2017
Get the Jason mug.A Word or name to describe ones inability to do anything good or correct. It is used to let the person know who is doing something dumb that they are being a complete plug and useless human being.
This word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.
This word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.
Shut up Spezza!
That was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).
Wow spezza what are you good for?
Roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.
That was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).
Wow spezza what are you good for?
Roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.
by greenB April 28, 2010
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Jason is a guy with a large forhead and with friends like weed and bud,he is an intelligent guy with no heart beating inside him,you will get to know that the longer you know him..
Jason is a guy with a large forhead and with friends like weed and bud,he is an intelligent guy with no heart beating inside him,you will get to know that the longer you know him..
Jason once went out with a girl for five years and dumped her for a girl with a bigger wage,he is the kinda shy awkward lovely type of guy who will leave a girl crying at the alter he is sooo nice and friendly yall..saracasm
The truth is nobody will be the future mrs N... Because he is a sociopath and will get found out sooner or later the mask of charm will slip..
The truth is nobody will be the future mrs N... Because he is a sociopath and will get found out sooner or later the mask of charm will slip..
by jasonisanerd December 27, 2013
Get the Jason mug.The best guy on the planet. He can make you feel comfortable, and loved. If he was your boyfriend, he'd never let you go unless you let him go. He'll do what you say and his voice is soft and warm. He is the best guy you'll ever meet and is normally really short. He really enjoys sports and hates football but still very fit and sporty. He has never wore jeans in his life. He is the complete opposite of high maintenance. Jason is the best guy you'll meet. Ever.
Girl 1: I love Jason, isn't he just perfect?
Girl 2: Yes. But he is too good for me.
Girl 1: I know. He is so hot though!
Girl 2: Yes. But he is too good for me.
Girl 1: I know. He is so hot though!
by Holland Marty October 14, 2013
Get the Jason mug.Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.
Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.
The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
by footsteps August 7, 2009
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