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Jewishophile 

When a non-jewish male of adult age having no knowledge of the jewish religion is aroused and attracted to Jewish adolescent women that are dressed up and wear pantyhose.
I was at the Palisades Center Mall on Sunday and I seen Phil. I said hello and asked him what brought him to the mall today. He said "Well every Sunday the hot jewish teens come out of the woodwork and come to shop at this mall all dressed up because they just came from temple and find that hot". So I said, "Ok well um aren't you almost 30, Phil?". He replied, "I look but don't touch. Then I remember what I see and go home and screw the brains out of my ugly girlfriend with the lights off".

Phil is such a Jewishophile!
Jewishophile by The Jax August 5, 2009

Jewsh Fag 

A jewish douchebag fag. Pronounced Jew-sh (rhymes with douche) fag.
Dude you're such a fucking Jewsh Fag
Jewsh Fag by GbaLLarZ October 21, 2008
Someone who is partially, but not completely Jewish. They are Jew-ish. Kinda like a Jew, but not quite.
"Marisa makes matzo ball soup but doesn't ever go to temple, she's so Jew-ish!"
Jew-ish by Phineas October 28, 2004

jewshbaggery 

Actions that are/would be performed by a jewshbag.
Dave is hated for all the jewshbaggery he does in everyday life.
jewshbaggery by 405Stinky May 5, 2005
Jemish is a beautiful and cheerful person. He is warm and kind. He has a delightful nature and loves entertaining everyone with his edits. <3
Jemish must've made this edit.

I Jemish you<3
jemish by manyaxx August 22, 2021
Jerish is a beautiful girl. She is also a great friend. She will be there for you no matter what happens. She will be your No.1 supporter. She is incredibly kind and generous. I'm incredibly grateful to have met her. She is most likely a person you have never met before.
no one is as kind as Jerish.
Jerish by utot ice lover January 12, 2022
A Jewish fetish. A desire to have sexual intercourse exclusively with members of the Jewish faith.
Debbie: Amanda is in the Kosher section of the grocery store again trying to pick up.

Glen: That girl's got the biggest Jetish.
Jetish by Jacob Abraham April 20, 2010