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Carribean Jerk

The act of male masturbation while listening to Island or Reggae Music.
You ever try a Carribean Jerk bro? You should try it, it's better than vacation man.
by theagrizzle March 3, 2011
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jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation
Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?
by 60 Central February 29, 2008
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jerk raise

In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the player who posted the large blind at the beginning of the hand is the last person given a chance to bet before the flop. If all the other players call the blind without raising the bet, the player with the big blind can then raise, causing the betting to circle the table again. This is a good way to make money but a bad way to make friends.
"Well, are you going to check so we can see the flop or jerk raise?"
by Ironmaus May 23, 2008
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Jerk the cat

The act of regurgitating.
I am totally going to jerk the cat.
by drunkchuck January 2, 2010
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Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.
Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.
by NiggaNoit October 6, 2019
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Slinky jerk

The act of masterbating without an erection.

or for girls;

The act of masterbating a guy who doesn't have an erection.
"Oh man, I did a slinky jerk today but stopped when I got a hard on. I have control".

"Dammit Jacob, whats wrong with your penis, I don't want to slinky jerk, you're on your own".
by Justin_Ley October 2, 2006
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Mexican Mud Jerk

When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.
We had no lotion so my friends mom showed me the true wonders of a Mexican Mud Jerk.
by Judd Appatow May 3, 2009
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