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Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.
The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
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Review Jerk

Review Jerk is the opposite of review bomb. Its when people/reviewers/critics /fans flood content with positive reviews to push their own woke agenda when the content was clearly bad. Also Review jerking is something that doesn't exist according to people who always use review bombing as an excuse when reviews can be jerked or bombed.
Look at how critics review jerked Masters of the Universe: Revelation and also said "Its an impressively loyal He-Man series"
by omegadespair August 2, 2021
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struggle jerk

1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.
1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.
by Ottis Maximus October 13, 2016
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Jerking off

The way that single dad males give themselves pleasure
Person 1: Did you hear him jerking off in his room last night?
Person 2: yea it was disgusting, he needs to get a girlfriend
by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021
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Jerk headfacebutt

Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.
My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.
by SmartsKid February 5, 2018
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sneak jerk

the action of air masturbating your boy and yelling SNEAK JERK in a spy like fashion
Sitting next to ya homie "SNEAK JERK"
by god6969696969669 September 23, 2021
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luxury jerk

When you jerk-off inside of a condom.
Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.
by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020
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