jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016

Jerkshed

A garden shed a man buys so he can masturbate in peace

The wife has her friends over so it's time to go to the jerkshed to knock one out in peace .

by Thebest8ballpoolplayerineurope February 28, 2017

Jewish hotpocket

When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.

Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!

by Amused Pinguin March 3, 2017

jewish refinance

The act of burning your house down for the insurance money so that you can rebuild brand new.

Guy 1: "This house is a dump!"
Guy 2: "I know...It's about time for a Jewish refinance."

by EmfnT May 12, 2017

jewish fries

When a Jewish male or female has curly pubic hair, since the stereotype for Jews is that they have curly hair.

1. HOLY SHIT Hayek has some Jewish fries!!

by Jakethea May 17, 2017

jewishing

Part taking in Jewish religion where it doesn't belong such as a catholic church during a session. Very disruptive and distracting for and to the community.

"Was Kevin Jewishing again?"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"

by Optimustrain69rawrXD May 19, 2017

Jewish Star

when someone 5 stars your boob

"When i was babysitting the damn kid jewish starred me!"

by lock-and-kee June 30, 2017