Josh Kelly

An amped up, cooler version of the phrase "Just Kidding"

Obviously ugly girl: Do you think I'm cute?
Guy: Yeah I do, JOSH KELLY you lardass bitch

by BROFEST2012BITCHES July 6, 2012

Getting Joshed

Getting Joshed - Becoming ridiculously drunk and soiling yourself. Usualy resulting in some-one helping you to relieve yourself and that person being subject to urine attacks.

Fuck mate, he is so joshed it's unbelievable. Call him a Taxi, i'm not going near him. He shouldn't be Getting Joshed if he wants to pull tonight.

by Gypsy T April 5, 2007

josh kiszka

sexiest man on earth

do you know josh kiszka? some would say he’s the sexiest frontman on earth!!

by joshscinema August 6, 2022

Josh Freese

currently Plays drums for NIN,was in APC before.

Josh Freese had a great drum solo

by Da-1324 August 25, 2007

Josh's Law

- Definition

1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;

Example. Electrician 1: Wow, we roughed in that house in only 2 days!"
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."

by Deafboy March 13, 2012

joshed out

When you take the right amount of hits out the dab pen or other marijuana based devices and zone into your element for 3 hours. Sometimes may involve throwing up and passing out in some corner of a frat party.

"Hey Where's Josh?

"Oh, he's joshed out in the corner again."

by a frienddddddd October 9, 2018

Ceiling josh

A tipical homo that likes to perv in on peoples "play time"

"ceiling josh is watching you masterbate"

or

"oh i wish i had the skills of a ceiling josh"

by J2thebizzle January 15, 2008