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Post-morrow

I will see you post-morrow.
by Spegetti October 19, 2021
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Gatsby Post

A public social media post shared with the intention for one specific person to see. Often shared to either get a reaction/response, for stories/snaps to see if someone is lurking you, or testing if they muted/are ignoring you. Often occurring in situationships, bad break ups, ghosting and orbiting, unrequited love, or intense crushes based on a fantasy version of that person in your head.

(Put down the phone love, remove them as a follow and move on. You deserve better)
"stop checking who viewed your story" "I can't it's a Gatsby, I'm trying to see if my ex has viewed it or if he muted me"

"hey do you think is selfie is hot enough? I'm Gatsby Posting - shooting my shot by giving Tony a chance to fire emoji react o it but it has to be hot enough because if he only views it and doesn't react I will just DIE"
by cumoneileen April 4, 2022
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posting sickness

The disease one contracts from interacting with strangers online more often than with people in real life. Results in the most brain-dead takes imaginable. Often terminal.
"Did you see what Ryan said on twitter last night? I mean, he can't think that EVERYONE who owns a cat is racist, right?"
"I don't know man, he's got a serious case of posting sickness."
by Cock and Behavioral Therapy September 16, 2022
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Post-festivitis

A bout of depression following a holiday or festival.
Man, I partied so hard Christmas and New Years. I've got a severe case of post-festivitis.
by zobier January 13, 2013
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post cool

An elevated, effortless and ego-less version of cool. Not trying, just a state of being. See also flow consciousness.
Maor is post cool. Life just flows through him.
by jscult June 2, 2018
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Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.
Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

..............
by Tommy172 October 27, 2011
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post ghost

when someone posts something on your Facebook wall and exercises their ability to remove it before you read it. the catch or "sighting"... if you will, is when the post appears in your notifications providing footage of some sort of parasocial activity.
me: hey Post Ghost what was too embarrassing to leave on my wall? or did you just want to let your presence be known?lol
msg sent 02/09/2012

post ghost: haha really? when was that? whats new?
msg sent 10/04/2014
by kyle pro March 12, 2012
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