Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.
Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or
Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
or
Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
by b-rad.J February 10, 2025
Get the Grilling Hammug. by dsgsdfgds August 14, 2019
Get the Grilled Peachmug. by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022
Get the granola bar baba grillmug. by Susiequetoyou June 13, 2018
Get the newbe grillmug. Grilling
I love Grilling
I love throwing THAT wiener on the Grill
(YOUR GRILL)
I love hearing it sizzle and pop
I mean hot dog you perverts
But i'm open for business ;)
SIZZLE ME BABY
GRILLING
Turning on the Grill and throw them weiners on ;)
Neighbor: Walks in*
YOU: grab a weiner and ill throw it on the grill
Neighbor" walks outside whips out your weiner and puts it on the grill
You: aw its to hot
Neighbor: i got you ill cool you off
Neighbor: starts sucking youoff
cum goes everywhere
Neighbor: I love your weiner sauce
Neighor starts playing Baby put your balls in my jaws.
I love Grilling
I love throwing THAT wiener on the Grill
(YOUR GRILL)
I love hearing it sizzle and pop
I mean hot dog you perverts
But i'm open for business ;)
SIZZLE ME BABY
GRILLING
Turning on the Grill and throw them weiners on ;)
Neighbor: Walks in*
YOU: grab a weiner and ill throw it on the grill
Neighbor" walks outside whips out your weiner and puts it on the grill
You: aw its to hot
Neighbor: i got you ill cool you off
Neighbor: starts sucking youoff
cum goes everywhere
Neighbor: I love your weiner sauce
Neighor starts playing Baby put your balls in my jaws.
by DomiDICKs April 3, 2023
Get the Grillingmug. by Vali Akros March 18, 2021
Get the Grillmug. 