Dirt-hole

A stinky itchy asshole from the lack of a cleaning or bad wipe job.

Man my dirt-hole is itching like a bastard. Those jalapenos
went right through me like drain o.

by Dink Weed February 21, 2008

dirt donkey

A dirt donkey is an individual who’s yard is full of garbage, technically a jack ass with a dirty yard!

Dude I hate my neighbor he is such a fucking dirt donkey!

by Codick May 20, 2018

Dirt femme

Dirt femme: for when you love reclaiming traditionally feminine aesthetics in an explicitly queer context...but are also covered in literal dirt from being outside 80% of the time

Kate is a straight up dirt femme.

by Wolfy14789 October 8, 2018

Dirt candle

A dick covered in shit after anal.

See poop dick

After sex, I had to take a shower to wash off that dirt candle she gave me.

by rvbfreek March 4, 2013

Dirt mirt

Dirty ass mother fucker who refuses to believe they’re dirty

That girl just thinks she’s so fine, but she’s nothing but a dirt mirt.

by Dirt mirt June 3, 2018

dirt sex

When you mix dirt and water together till its creamy, then shove it inside a girls vagina and fuck her to get it out.

“Baby let’s o in the cornfield and have dirt sex!” ~ Mike Ash~ “please fill me up with your dirt”

by AM20182000 October 31, 2017

DIRT-FT

This is an acronym for 'Do It Right The First Time'. It is a new movement focused on getting people to increase their productivity by doing tasks right the first time. If we could get the proportion of tasks performed right the first time someone turns their attention to it, we would see a significant improvement in national productivity.

When your Bookkeeper forgets to make a bank deposit on the first of the month and one of your mortgages goes NSF, you send him or her a note. All it has to say is 'DIRT-FT'.

by ProfBruce October 3, 2009