the effect of attempting to stretch your ear when all goes terribly wrong and you get a bubble haha suckers!!
Luke: hey whats that grotty growth on your ear you slapper?
Meg: It's your mum..jks! nah its a bulbous ear..much like a std luke.
Luke: sicccccc!
Meg: It's your mum..jks! nah its a bulbous ear..much like a std luke.
Luke: sicccccc!
by jenbenitha June 1, 2007
Get the bulbous earmug. Ed ear fucked the hell out of "Paradise Circus" and the album Heglioland by Massive Attack. He listened to it on repeat until completely satiated.
by spag4 December 6, 2012
Get the ear fuckedmug. Similar to “eye balling” something as a visual estimate, ear balling is used when trying to achieve a rough estimate of a sound. Although the word sounds dirty, it typically is not; unless you can somehow manage to stuff your nads into a woman’s ear.
Usage: “Josh had to tune the car by ear balling it before selling it to Wild Bill. He bought the car from Jill for only $20 so it was a bargain. And he’s Jewish so he knows a thing or two about bargains!”
by CraigoD April 14, 2011
Get the Ear Ballingmug. by Bobby Miehlke March 3, 2014
Get the inner earmug. a bitch ear is your favourite ear to bitch to, and usually belongs to another person. unless they are dead. which makes the bitch ear a bit pointless.
basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)
basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)
Ben: Dude, whats up with Hayley, she looks a bit upset
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.
by mrbeefy0811 September 23, 2011
Get the bitch earmug. by Brett Short November 20, 2010
Get the Swimmer's earmug. by God Demosthenes December 7, 2006
Get the Ear Sexmug.