hump day soiree

The first "party" of the weekend. Usually just a few frat guys and some chicks sitting around playing drinking games and getting wasted.

Delta Chi has the best hump day soiree's

by T*Dizzle fo' Rizzle March 09, 2005

Suck My Hump

You say it when you don't give a damn.

Sam: Dude you so gotta get a hair cut.
Gill: *angry face* Suck My Hump.

by Twilight2013 January 20, 2013

Jank Dry Hump

To dry hump during prom and almost orgasm

Jank dry humps kay at prom and blows his load

by dmiller69 July 16, 2010

National hump day

It’s that time April 16 go to any girl and put your dick on her and they gotta have a fat ass.

Dry hump nigga you not gonna fuck them you gonna dry hump so national hump day.

by :)(()()))( April 13, 2019

The dry hump McGoo

Where you hook up with probley the hottest chick you will ever meet but are too drunk and had to many illicit drugs to get it up so you rub your dick on her pussy to try to get it hard

Guy1: man saw you hook up with Sally last night she is smoking

Guy2: yea but I couldn't get it up so I had to give her the dry hump McGoo

by Jayba11s January 09, 2018

Humped-Back Whale

A morbidly obese person, usually female, who is willing to take it in their ass to make themselves more appealing.

That fat office bitch Virginia is a total humped-back whale according to the custodian. I should call her!

by The Iron Deuce November 03, 2011

faux punk humping

occurs when one or more "faux punks" engage in sexual relations.

ashley simpson thinks she is a celebrity because she and pete wentz are faux punk humping.

by bean betty September 15, 2007