Annual celebration held the Friday before the US Thanksgiving. Typical food and drink include turkey cooked in any fashion that does away with the oven, side dishes served in thrift store crockery, and low price craft beer. Festivities include music played by any instrument as long as it is accompanied by an individual playing an instrument fashioned from a recycled container (jug, coffee can, etc.).
The origin of the holiday is thought to be an accommodation of college students, who comprise a large portion of the hipster population, such that they could celebrate together before returning to their mainstream families during the ensuing weeklong semester break.
The origin of the holiday is thought to be an accommodation of college students, who comprise a large portion of the hipster population, such that they could celebrate together before returning to their mainstream families during the ensuing weeklong semester break.
Joe: "What are you doing with that oil drum?"
Ralph: "I'm using it to deep fry the Hipster Thanksgiving bird. Then I'll repurpose it into a steel drum for the evening's music, so that I'm not wasting earth's resources buying mass produced percussive instruments"
Ralph: "I'm using it to deep fry the Hipster Thanksgiving bird. Then I'll repurpose it into a steel drum for the evening's music, so that I'm not wasting earth's resources buying mass produced percussive instruments"
by HipsterJoe October 1, 2013
Get the Hipster Thanksgivingmug. 1. The inexplicable desire to act like a hipster. Symptoms include wearing Ray-Ban Wayfarers, listening to Sufjan Stevens, and/or refusing to buy anything "mainstream."
It became clear Courtney had contracted Hipster-itis when she decided to move to Seattle to pursue a career in graphic design.
by mdunlop1789 June 30, 2011
Get the Hipster-itismug. The stupidly ridiculous price you pay on top of the regular retail product or service price when in a Hipster store.
"Wow. I really feel the sting of the Hipster Premium when I get my beard trimmed in a barber shop that looks like it's straight from the Victorian era."
by BooLee October 10, 2015
Get the Hipster Premiummug. Hipster mystics seek the ancient wisdom and disdain the teachings for the masses; they are into the secret and old-school. They believe that the experience of mystical ascent and sublime insight is ineffable, and their groups teach of a need for silence on the matter, so they are very esoteric. They are unimpressed by people's possessions and self-centered accomplishments, which comes off as condescension. Their spiritual journey and wisdom has brought them serenity and confidence, which is viewed as an air of being too-cool-for-school. They are uninterested in the latest styles and they dress however they want, so counter intuitively, they are highly stylish.
When a mystic embodies these qualities they are the ultimate hipster: the Hipster Mystic
When a mystic embodies these qualities they are the ultimate hipster: the Hipster Mystic
Guy in a pub: What do your tattoos mean?
Hipster mystic: You wouldn't understand.
Stylish woman: Where did you get that shirt?
Hipster mystic: The dumpster.
Stylish woman: Cool.
Scientist: Recent studies have demonstrated that we live in a fractal universe.
Hipster mystic: Heraclitus said that 2,500 years ago.
Colleague: What are you doing today?
Hipster mystic: Going to the Hermetic Library to review an alchemical treatise.
Colleague: Oh... okay.....
Christian: Do you believe in Jesus?
Hipster mystic: No, but I do believe in Christ the Logos. He was way before Jesus.
Hipster mystic: You wouldn't understand.
Stylish woman: Where did you get that shirt?
Hipster mystic: The dumpster.
Stylish woman: Cool.
Scientist: Recent studies have demonstrated that we live in a fractal universe.
Hipster mystic: Heraclitus said that 2,500 years ago.
Colleague: What are you doing today?
Hipster mystic: Going to the Hermetic Library to review an alchemical treatise.
Colleague: Oh... okay.....
Christian: Do you believe in Jesus?
Hipster mystic: No, but I do believe in Christ the Logos. He was way before Jesus.
by Kristoforokko July 16, 2013
Get the Hipster Mysticmug. Pronounced hip sss tur maam.
A hipster mom is a fashionable yet realistic woman, sporting leggings or high waisted jeans. She premakes lunches every once and a while to ensure her kids are healthy and local. Music and dance session occur daily, sometimes even after the kids go to bed. These moms take selfies with their kids, raid Instagram when they go to the park, and go on Pinterest for fun. A hipster mom encourages Disney, outdoor play and the entire family looking fresh. Preferred drinks of hipster moms include good beers and boxed wine.
A hipster mom is a fashionable yet realistic woman, sporting leggings or high waisted jeans. She premakes lunches every once and a while to ensure her kids are healthy and local. Music and dance session occur daily, sometimes even after the kids go to bed. These moms take selfies with their kids, raid Instagram when they go to the park, and go on Pinterest for fun. A hipster mom encourages Disney, outdoor play and the entire family looking fresh. Preferred drinks of hipster moms include good beers and boxed wine.
Those girls in high waist jeans and Disney shirts are totally hipster moms, they were stylish at the park and had homegrown salad with dinner.
by Mrkl June 26, 2016
Get the hipster mommug. Someone who identifies as a hipster.
Calling oneself a hipster completely goes against the purpose of being one. A wannabe hipster also probably does not know anything about the indie kid movement during the 2000s, which is what the 30+ year old hipsters of the 2010s became.
Also, a hipster wannabe follows out-dated hipster trends such as listening to Arctic Monkeys, Fleet Foxes, Kaspian, Halsey, Marina and the Diamonds and The Blockheads, riding a fixie, shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. As such things have become part of the mainstream now. Hipster "clothing" is mainstream and trendy now. You are not a hipster.
Being a hipster would be being scene because it's unpopular and dead.
Just Blame Tumblr. For Everything.
Calling oneself a hipster completely goes against the purpose of being one. A wannabe hipster also probably does not know anything about the indie kid movement during the 2000s, which is what the 30+ year old hipsters of the 2010s became.
Also, a hipster wannabe follows out-dated hipster trends such as listening to Arctic Monkeys, Fleet Foxes, Kaspian, Halsey, Marina and the Diamonds and The Blockheads, riding a fixie, shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. As such things have become part of the mainstream now. Hipster "clothing" is mainstream and trendy now. You are not a hipster.
Being a hipster would be being scene because it's unpopular and dead.
Just Blame Tumblr. For Everything.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 9, 2016
Get the hipster wannabemug. by EZ4me October 13, 2016
Get the Hipster wastedmug.