The stream of urine that comes from the hole created by a Prince Albert piercing. The hipster stream refuses to follow the main stream of urine, thus refusing to conform to the urinal main stream, both literally and figuratively.
by NoortVancouver October 5, 2015
Get the hipster streammug. Noun. A fixed gear track bicycle. A fixed single speed bicycle made for racing. It is different than the stereotypical hipster transportation, the fixed gear bicycle or "fixie", which is a bicycle with one speed, you cannot coast, and generally has no brakes. The TRACK fixie, is a super lightweight, aerodynamic bicycle made of either chromoly, carbon fiber, or aluminum. The goal of these hipster missiles is to go as fast as possible, rivaling bike snobs while still being a hipster. The hipster missile focuses more on speed and maneuverability than fashion and style, but retains both.
"Woah, did you see Nate and Nick fly by on their hipster missiles!?"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
"Yeah they totally shredded that corner!"
"I wish my fixie was that quick!"
by huck & shred November 27, 2013
Get the hipster missilemug. Hipster mystics seek the ancient wisdom and disdain the teachings for the masses; they are into the secret and old-school. They believe that the experience of mystical ascent and sublime insight is ineffable, and their groups teach of a need for silence on the matter, so they are very esoteric. They are unimpressed by people's possessions and self-centered accomplishments, which comes off as condescension. Their spiritual journey and wisdom has brought them serenity and confidence, which is viewed as an air of being too-cool-for-school. They are uninterested in the latest styles and they dress however they want, so counter intuitively, they are highly stylish.
When a mystic embodies these qualities they are the ultimate hipster: the Hipster Mystic
When a mystic embodies these qualities they are the ultimate hipster: the Hipster Mystic
Guy in a pub: What do your tattoos mean?
Hipster mystic: You wouldn't understand.
Stylish woman: Where did you get that shirt?
Hipster mystic: The dumpster.
Stylish woman: Cool.
Scientist: Recent studies have demonstrated that we live in a fractal universe.
Hipster mystic: Heraclitus said that 2,500 years ago.
Colleague: What are you doing today?
Hipster mystic: Going to the Hermetic Library to review an alchemical treatise.
Colleague: Oh... okay.....
Christian: Do you believe in Jesus?
Hipster mystic: No, but I do believe in Christ the Logos. He was way before Jesus.
Hipster mystic: You wouldn't understand.
Stylish woman: Where did you get that shirt?
Hipster mystic: The dumpster.
Stylish woman: Cool.
Scientist: Recent studies have demonstrated that we live in a fractal universe.
Hipster mystic: Heraclitus said that 2,500 years ago.
Colleague: What are you doing today?
Hipster mystic: Going to the Hermetic Library to review an alchemical treatise.
Colleague: Oh... okay.....
Christian: Do you believe in Jesus?
Hipster mystic: No, but I do believe in Christ the Logos. He was way before Jesus.
by Kristoforokko July 16, 2013
Get the Hipster Mysticmug. (adj) Being more expensive than such an item really should be, often with a seemingly arbitrary price
That soup place downtown is so hipster expensive! It's $5.35 for a bowl of soup- how the hell did they come up with that for a price?
by Paulindrome February 14, 2012
Get the Hipster expensivemug. by Keht October 8, 2018
Get the hipster shitsmug. by EZ4me October 13, 2016
Get the Hipster wastedmug. Someone who identifies as a hipster.
Calling oneself a hipster completely goes against the purpose of being one. A wannabe hipster also probably does not know anything about the indie kid movement during the 2000s, which is what the 30+ year old hipsters of the 2010s became.
Also, a hipster wannabe follows out-dated hipster trends such as listening to Arctic Monkeys, Fleet Foxes, Kaspian, Halsey, Marina and the Diamonds and The Blockheads, riding a fixie, shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. As such things have become part of the mainstream now. Hipster "clothing" is mainstream and trendy now. You are not a hipster.
Being a hipster would be being scene because it's unpopular and dead.
Just Blame Tumblr. For Everything.
Calling oneself a hipster completely goes against the purpose of being one. A wannabe hipster also probably does not know anything about the indie kid movement during the 2000s, which is what the 30+ year old hipsters of the 2010s became.
Also, a hipster wannabe follows out-dated hipster trends such as listening to Arctic Monkeys, Fleet Foxes, Kaspian, Halsey, Marina and the Diamonds and The Blockheads, riding a fixie, shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. As such things have become part of the mainstream now. Hipster "clothing" is mainstream and trendy now. You are not a hipster.
Being a hipster would be being scene because it's unpopular and dead.
Just Blame Tumblr. For Everything.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 9, 2016
Get the hipster wannabemug.