yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 10, 2022

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pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 06, 2022

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ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON May 05, 2018

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Grandma assbanger

You meet a new friend and get really close to him and his family so that you can meet his grandma and then fuck her.

Grandma assbanger is also closely related to grandpa assbanger if you didnt know

by Grandpa assbanger August 22, 2013

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keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle November 05, 2017

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