Flesh Goggles 

When one places both balls over the eyes off a person so that one testicle is over each eye like a pair of goggles. If any part of the penis comes to rest on the nose it is then referred to as a Gonzo because his nose is long and penis shaped.

Karen got drunk and passed out so her friend Steven placed one of his testicles over each of her eyes as he yelled out, "Flesh Goggles!". They're other friend took a pic so Steven raised his arms in triumph which caused his penis to fall to a rest over Karen's nose which technically turned it to a Gonzo.

Flesh Goggles by ramon3ord5th April 4, 2014

Japanese rain goggles 

Getting squirted on while a woman is standing up

Have you ever had Japanese rain goggles

Japanese rain goggles by iamdtf May 15, 2018

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles 

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles :(

My future is so bleak I need night vision goggles by Evilous Dark Power January 17, 2021

Beer Goggles 

What you are looking through after you have put away a case of beer.

After a night of drinking I had trouble keyboarding because I had my Beer Googles on.

Beer Goggles by Flagger McCord December 3, 2004

straight goggles

adj or n: the inclination or action of a historically or self-identified queer individual to seek or make sexual advances towards a person who is biologically of the opposite sex/gender while intoxicated or inebriated; comparable to beer goggles

Yo, that girl Linda has never fucked a man but when we out at the club and she's faded, she's up on all kinds of men...must be the straight goggles.

straight goggles by Malik Soul June 1, 2007

shiza goggles 

The execution of defecating into goggles (most common brands will work) and securing them tightly over your love partner's face unexpectedly during intercourse. Symptoms are pink-eye, temporary blindness and aggression.

German accent: "How would you feel if I told you I gave your girlfriend shiza goggles, nahahaha."
"Damn girl those shiza goggles must've been expensive!"

shiza goggles by Ace Boogie January 9, 2009

japanese rain goggles 

Act of plassing ones breast's on a mans face while he is sleeping.

As soon as Jimmy passes out im going to give him my japanese rain goggles

japanese rain goggles by AXeGod November 28, 2010