I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch 

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby

“I’m gonna go fuck your man”
“I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch”

I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch by JustWantToGoHome May 18, 2020

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me 

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.

random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me by holydrugs April 26, 2022

what the fuck are you doing  

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.

"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"

what the fuck are you doing by KadV January 24, 2009

You Fuck

A way how to express your emotions. Commonly used in Switzerland and has no meaning.

„I am eating your sandwich“
„No you fuck its mine!“

You Fuck by Flowerscumfuck December 12, 2020

fuck with you the long way 

a relationship having to do with being more than friends.

Yo jj, I fuck with you the long way.

fuck with you the long way by yoloswag420blazeit420 November 19, 2013

I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

I don't care if you fuck chickens by Dam you November 21, 2005

You Fuck

When your friend decides to do i like your cut G with a pinch of disinfectant in his hand and you know you’re fucked.

Friend*with disinfectant in his hand*:„I LIKE YOUR CUT G!”
You*raging*:„YOU FUCK! Now im full of disinfectant you bitch!”

You Fuck by Flowerscumfuck December 14, 2020