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where the fuck are you 

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
Hmm, BYOB, how does that one go again?

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"
"WHERE, THE FUCK, ARE YOUUUUU!"
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Fuck Off You Cunt 

When someone is being bothered by a certain someone and is starting to get really pissed off and wants them to just go away or shut up.
Michal: "It is a verb then"
Patryczku: "Michalku, just Fuck Off You Cunt"

I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch 

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby
“I’m gonna go fuck your man
I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch”

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me 

alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me

what the fuck are you doing  

Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"
A way how to express your emotions. Commonly used in Switzerland and has no meaning.
I am eating your sandwich“
„No you fuck its mine!“
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fuck with you the long way 

a relationship having to do with being more than friends.
Yo jj, I fuck with you the long way.