walmart shoes

A pair of cheap shoes bought from Walmart for around $10-$20. These shoes usually don't last too long and start to ware out.

Person 1: Hey Cody, check out my new shoes! Aren't they cool?
Person 2: Hah! Nice Walmart shoes, Trevor!

by xHusk July 14, 2016

Grandma Shoes

An Adjective for describing the highest form of bad assery.

"When I grow up i'm going to be Mexican, I'll get my first period that sh*t will be Grandma shoes."

by Dentalmirror September 1, 2012

Shoe jam

the infestational fungus residue that women create in their work shoes whilst wearing no tights/half socks / foot protection

got my jimmy choos on today, think ill make a cheese toastie at lunch with my left over shoe jam

might even have a foot marmalade sandwich for morning break
i hate waste !!!!!!!

by Himindoors November 24, 2018

shoe gang

Shoe gang is when a group of good friends have matching shoes. Most of the time the shoes in the shoe gang are adidas all stars.

Waddup shoe gang

by Afriendofajanobo December 28, 2018

Orthopedic Shoes

A term for people who have unexciting personalities and clothes.

Hey Kelly, look at the orthopedic shoes over there!

I almost didn't see him because he was so boring!

by VictorGreene September 16, 2018

wang shoes

A condom.

Dude, I need a shoe for my wang before I can hit that.

by dinomite October 29, 2003

Shoe Penis

Yes.

Do you like green eggs and ham?
Shoe Penis.

by EvilPeachofdoom(on aim)/Thekingofmean October 22, 2003