Dirty Flowers

When two male work partners are riding in a work truck on an army base the passenger is on the phone while jacking off the driver

Must be nice to drive Mrs Daisy and get a Dirty Flowers every day

by Big daddy rabbit April 18, 2023

a flower liberal

a flower liberal is somebody who takes influence from the 60s and 70s what sets them apart from today's Democrats is there willing to work with everyone they disagree with even conservatives and they try to love everybody it's a mix between old-school liberalism and counterculture ideals another thing that sets them apart is they may have a conspiracy bent like the government puts Plastics in our food and water or the government remotes bad vibes on purpose given the name a person like this may wear a bunch of clothing influenced by the 60s and 70s one of the biggest beliefs is anti- hatred they more believe in changing the heart and not so much the mine

Amy is such a flower liberal she has tie-dye and Flowers in her hair and she says it doesn't matter if we're liberal or conservative black or white mann we got to love all

by flowerliberal!!! April 5, 2024

flower the heat

some random roblox YouTube channel like strawberry the heat. what the fuck is this nsfw piece of shit man

flower the heat is worser then strawberry the heat

by the random guy of facts February 16, 2024

chou flower

pronounced CHOO flower
A goth emo boy and estate agent closet enthusiast who rides a ghost with devil horns, an aura of jahannam smoke, and a tophat

"yo he be chou flower"
"yo chou flower im a total babe lu """business"""man"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Flower

Someone who is a pussy. They are also soft.

That man is a flower. He gets offended at everything.

by PandaSlayer0077 June 1, 2021

flower time

Flower time

It’s flower time

by Air Jordan 1 high August 10, 2023

Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.

Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011