Number Five

One of if not the best character on The Umbrella Academy. A 58 year old man trapped in a 13 year old boys body, he loves coffee, has a relationship with his mannequin Dolores, and is a time-travelling little adorable badass.

"Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"
"Did you just quote Number Five?"
"Maybe"

by ww15 April 1, 2019

Five for

In cricket where a bowler takes five wickets in an innings. He is described as taking five (wickets) for (the number of runs he concedes)

Player: I took a five for this weekend

by umpirestrikesback April 16, 2005

Five Year Old Pee

When one walks into a public restroom, exclaims "Five Year Old Pee", steps up to the urinal, drops both his trousers and his undergarments, and takes a leek.

Billy yells five year old pee

by Killamonkeeee May 27, 2009

Five Finger Butt Blast

Noun - Anal fisting

My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.

Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.

by Johnny Jerk Off September 1, 2013

five dolla holla

Is what the discount hookers offered in NYC back in the day!

That ho was a five dolla holla

by thesandb June 28, 2016

Five dollar foot long

When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.

Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016

five nights at bebra

the best game of 2022. was made by BebraDev. basically about five nights at pizzeria. 4 middle-schoolers try to escape Saratov.

five nights at bebra is the best game. five nights at bebra is my fav game.

by fan number one January 23, 2022