Slo-Mo Fail

A video of someone failing that will eventually end up on youtube, and then slowed down to where the act of being hurt is made funnier by having millions watch you eat shit over and over again.

DOOD! Did you see the slo-mo fail of the fat kid getting his nuts ripped off when he tried to jump over the fence using a trampoline!

by A.Z.A.S. Forever! January 10, 2009

Failboat

Referring to a sailboat, a failboat is a boat powered by a large amount of fail while heading towards a specific goal or destination of complete and utter failure.

I told Jack not to get on the Titanic. I told him it was a Failboat.

by Captian Jack Dawson July 23, 2009

Ben-fail

to ben-fail is to be dateing a someone for sixmonths and you still have not kissed him/her

"wow wtf man your such a ben-fail"
"yea i guess im a panzie"

by XDkamikazeXD March 27, 2009

Hossa Fail

(back story) In 2007-2008 Marian Hossa started the NHL season with the Atlanta Thrashers and was traded to the Pittsburgh Penguins near the trade deadline. The Penguins made it to the Stanley Cup final due to the trade, the Penguins failed to gain a victory over the 2007-2008 Stanley Cup Champion Detroit Red Wings.

For the 2008-2009 NHL Hockey season Hossa decided to pass up a $50 million contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins to sign for a $7.5 million one year contract with the Detroit Red Wings.

Final Result: The Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, and Marian Hossa all ended up in the Stanley Cup Finals in a rematch, but Hossa was on the other side. The Penguins won and Hossa LOST AGAIN!!!!

RATIONALE: THIS IS THE ONLY ACT IN ALL OF PROFESSIONAL SPORTS THAT IS MORE THAN AN EPIC FAIL. HE LEFT THE WINNING TEAM, THAT OFFERED HIM MORE MONEY!!!!

A mountain biker racing down a mountain swerves and crashes in to a cameraman and a tree.

-The biker causing the crash with a tree=EPIC FAIL.
-The cameraman not standing up and moving out of the way of the tree and the bike= HOSSA FAIL!!!

by Inferno1 June 21, 2009

Failchester

The noobs name for the double barreled Winchester shotgun in Zombie Panic!: Source

Word used by unskilled players who do not know how to ninja with it and have no idea what appropriate reload timing is.

Zombie: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Noob: DAMNIT! I DIED WITH THE FREAKIN' FAILCHESTER AGAIN!
Ninja: *picks up Winchester* *BOOM... BOOM!*
Zombie: Damn hax0rz is what that thar is!

by Ninja zombie pwner December 2, 2009

Fail Fail

a fail that fails.

Dad: Hey son, did you check your Electronic Mail? I sent you one of those hilarious fails! Haha!

Son: You just sent me a completely fail-free picture with absolutely no evident presence of even a hint of fail. Fail Fail!

by urbandictionaryroxlol May 18, 2010

Google Fail

The process of shattering misguided/idiotic ideas and thoughts by using the all-powerful, all-knowing Google search.

Ann: I'm gonna name my garage band.... hm.... Mute Math.
*She Google searches "Mute Math"*
Ann: OH NO! Some other band has it!

Bob: GOOGLE FAIL!

by PokeHerface March 25, 2009