eggs benedict

when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.

Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.

by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009

Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.

"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"

by Spence D January 6, 2008

eggs

ecstasy pills

Hey man do you have any eggs for tonight? Those green cKs from last weekend, they were the best eggs I've had in years!

by bobo November 12, 2003

eggs

This is spanish slang for nuts. Huevos. Translates eggs, but slang like we use for nuts. Peanuts or lick my nuts.

I drop my sweaty eggs on your chin.

by JMD December 10, 2004

how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020

Eggshell

(v) Eggshelling is when one or more parties engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, eventually ejaculating onto the top of her head, then waiting for a period of time for it to harden (normally takes 4-5 healthy men about 3 hours to accomplish) After the time it takes to harden, the men take turns donkeypunching the eggshellee in the back of the head to crack the headwarmer they created.

(Also Commonly known as the Cum-Helmet, Skeet-Hat, and Dapper Dan's Skull Cap of Fun)

Jamie Eggshelled me last night and now my hair is filled with sperm and i have really bad bruises on the back of my head.

I DARE you to eggshell that chickenhead, make her smazz or you haven't done it right, ya hear?

by Televangilist #247 August 30, 2006

eggroll

an annoying rash on the bottoms of your genitailia aka joshua ruth

joshua "eggroll" ruth

by penisslayer69 April 12, 2010