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shrek and donkey

person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea
by yoongis three dollar chain October 25, 2019
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Donkey show

Whenever a simple job or a task has become convoluted or unorganized to the point it has become a side show. Most often a donkey show can be traced back to one inept person.
Mike:"Oh man! That lighting job became a real donkey show. We were supposed to just move one light three inches, but the owner had us move all the lights in the house!"
by Grimwolf May 12, 2016
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donkey disnogafa

No one knows what it means but it is an insult
You are a Donkey Disnogafa
Hey your a son of a Donkey Disnogafa
by Slappy The Clown January 12, 2008
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Power Donkey

Someone who has failed their way to the top, and is incapable of recognizing their failure as such.

Aka: a player who has failed their way to the top ranking of a game, yet still fails at the basics of the game.
"dude, don't be a Power Donkey, you can do this"

"dude, look at this Power Donkey fail all over the place."
by malusDiaz March 7, 2013
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scuba donkey

When you are going down on a girl with a pussy snorkel on, shove your thumb up her ass and wait for the kick.
Ashley got the ol' scuba donkey and I got a cracked rib. Worth it.
by 666tacos April 26, 2017
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Swamp Donkey

That "swamp donkey" just sent you a "kyte". See kyte for meaning.
by BorisGiftOfGab June 8, 2017
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Wretching Donkey

When you are pounding a girl from behind, whilst she is simultaneously vomiting.
"Bro I got my girl so drunk on vodka she gave me the Wretching Donkey."
by T Willikers June 18, 2017
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