Cabin Door

The seal of your rectoanal sphincter between your descending colon and the outside world.

My squeaky cabin door kept me up all night after demolishing a bag of jalapeno potato chips.

by friday night October 9, 2009

Screen Door in Queens

Screen Door in Queens, also known as S.D.I.Q., is an errand that no one would possibly enjoy accompanying you on, but sometimes will anyway, out of sheer boredom.

useage:

ex.1:

"Wanna go with me to get my alternator fixed?" "Sounds like a screen door in Queens, I'm out."

ex.2:
George: I told ya. Hey, any of you guys want to come out and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?

Jerry: Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.

Kramer: I'll do it.

George: Really? You wanna come?

Kramer: Yeah, I love going to the country.

Elaine: Where are they goin'?

Jerry: Fix a screen door in Queens.

by nicemarmot August 4, 2010

Next door assholes

Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?

You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.

Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?

Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.

by tsunbot October 8, 2011

ringing doorbells

When you push a girls nipples and say DING DONG

Female: He was ringing doorbells
Female 2: i wish my man would ring my doorbells

by Phillip Marine March 5, 2014

Argentinian door knocker

While receiving a blow job in a standing position, the guy lifts his Wang stick out of the way and proceeds to knock his fleshy sack against his partner's forhead. Also known as the upright version of the infamous Tea bag or the reverse version of the Cowgirl Tiara

"Wow Vanessa! I love your new hair cut, those bangs sure do make me want to give you an Argentinian door knocker"

by paddleB September 1, 2014

kick door specials

Black Air Forces which are the number one shoe that felonies are committed in.
93% of all felonies involve a person or persons wearing the shoe

Johnny’s rocking the kick door specials u better watch your back around him

by Real Nigga number 1 February 22, 2020

Devils doorbell

Clit

“How was your night”

“Not good, I got hot sauce on my devils doorbell”

by 0NE TH1CC B01 July 7, 2020