Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.

WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

Trench diving

When you accidentally fall into an open trench, potentially hurting or embarrassing yourself.

"I hope Darren is okay, I just saw him trench diving out the front of the office"

by thetrenchman January 29, 2024

Diving Pheonix

Making a 5 foot dive, hips thrust forward with your body at a horizontal angle while a woman lays with her legs spread; speed will be gained during the fall and a full penetration in an instant which may cause breaking of the male penis.

I worked my left and right analogs and gave her the deepest Diving Pheonix.

by Naota Aeon March 1, 2011

Snuff Diving

Performing oral sex on a woman while using chewing tobacco.

I was eating out this chick and decided I needed some chewing tobacco so I put in a pinch of Coppenhagen and went snuff diving.

by TheSnuffDiver March 2, 2015

Acting/diving

Raheem Sterling's hobby

Sterling's fucking acting/diving again that twat

by Masonmountsbumfiddle August 6, 2021

Dive Right In Vagina Express

What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.

Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!

by titarrot June 6, 2019

diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017