Cool Kid Alliance

An extremely sarcastic term to describe nerds, or a group of people who look nerdy.

*Kids gathering playing chess
"Thats a Cool Kid Alliance Meeting"

by hippiedanc March 28, 2010

coolarooni

When somone or somthing is cooler than cool, but is still not the coolest.

If Jim was coolarooni, he would have been invited to come to my party.

by A. Petree July 4, 2006

Cool story bro

The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.

Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.

Kelly: Cool story bro.

*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*

Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.

Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!

Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.

Son: Cool story bro.

by RudeApproved March 25, 2011

cool

1. awesome, great or fantastic.

2. in fashion.

3. neither hot nor cold, but colder than warm.

4. agreeing, or agreeable

1. paramore is cool!

2. that shirt is cool!

3. person1 - bloody hell, its cold out here.
person2 - nah, its just cool

4. person1 - going down the park?
person2 - yeah, thats cool.

by leeko22arsenal December 10, 2007

Coolcarl

When an individual freezes their feces and proceeds to use it as an instrument for sexual pleasure. Preferably a dildo.

It’s so hot to day X. I agree Y, and I’m so bored!
Hey! I just remember I prepared two Coolcarls overnight!

by Evangelos January 15, 2007

Chooley

Old sailor slang for a giant squid, kraken, or really, anything large with tentacles.

'Don't be goin over there, them's chooley waters.'

by Kilen October 29, 2008

Cool tool

The "thing" that a person uses to make them cool, or make them think that they are cool!

He uses weed as his cool tool.

by sashbri2 May 23, 2009