Crusty Rocket

Pulling out the penis of a vagina and it to be covered in dry, flaky vaginal secretion.

I finished with a crusty rocket by the end of the night.

Crusty Rocket by scabbylips December 15, 2015

crusty dickhat 

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

crusty dickhat by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016

crusty dusty 

adj: can be used to describe a person who is emotionally dry

Example: Iman is so crusty dusty, she didn't even cry at the end of Titanic.

crusty dusty by lalanation September 6, 2016

Crusty Finger 

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

Crusty Finger by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016

crusty vim 

Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face

"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"

crusty vim by TSmTheArrow August 18, 2016

crusty dot 

When you eat bread crumbs from the inside of a vagina

I went down on my girlfriend she had some bread crumbs so we just did a crusty dot

crusty dot by Turtle Titan 4 July 30, 2016

crusty leftovers 

When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.

Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.

crusty leftovers by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016