Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets

Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank

by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016

Crank

A DMV term that pertains to the listening and enjoyment of music, usually thought of to be good music.

Trey:" I've been crankin dat G-Herbo lately"

Markel:"Fosho, dat nigga songs do crank"

by Cranking October 21, 2020

Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017

Crank

Tiny penis

Alec has a crank

by Georgecrn June 14, 2018

Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

Crank

Someone who is a bully and won't stop bugging you. Someone who hacks and melts things

Oh man she's such a crank

by therealog August 8, 2016

Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit

I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank

by El_Durazno July 5, 2020