Crookedcock

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

by tj August 2, 2004

Tommy Cooker

During WWII in North Africa, German soldiers in the Afrika Korps referred to the British they fought against as Tommies. By late 1942 the introduction of the Panzer V or "Tiger I" changed the battlefield. The Tiger was able to destroy all British- and later American- tanks in a single shot. German troops then began to refer to the tank as a Tommy Cooker.

"Did you hear about that battle near Kasserine Pass? Man, those Tommy Cookers made short order of the American positions."

by iAmJimmyHoffa July 22, 2009

Crooked

It is a person who suffers from a crooked or tilted head.

Yugant Joshi who is crooked

by My Boy Joe January 24, 2011

pressure cooker

n.
An atmosphere or situation involving distress, anxiety, agony, etc.
May also be a term for a "shrink."

- High school is just a pressure cooker unless you get involved.

- A pressure cooker fishes for answers through a series of questions.

by Karl Morris May 4, 2006

coofed

1. Slang; the act of getting high from marijuana;
2. Acting funny or weird after getting high.

Paul and Tony came out the car coofed as hell.

by Jay Hanson November 20, 2007

crooked K

KaZaA / Sharman networks. Basically because they allow users to break copyright laws, yet defend their own rights. And the KaZaA logo looks like a crooked K.
Or it can refer to the hidden malware featured in KaZaA: Altnet.

Shit. The crooked K got Klite removed from google.
Altnet? huh? So that's why my PC barely works anymore.

by Vulture July 29, 2004

Cocked Myself

when you're completely aware of being cocky, and letting the other person know just so you can hold on to the small pride that's left

unintentional release of sperm in pants or leggings, a discharge

bruising own self with the body of a rooster or farm animal

Listen Jess, I'm not trying to be cocky here, but I have a thick mustache, am a professional gamer, and own not four but THREE GEDs AND, well, I just cocked myself.

Whaatt did you see the new Dane Cook stand-up? Cocked myself bro like.. haha

Skitsofrinic-Farmer Dale repeatably cocked himself.

by alejandr000 May 4, 2011