The Council Of

The Council of has existed for millennia. They consist of the wise guy, the karate kid, the twat, the goofiest lad and their anonymous leader. If you think your safe from them you’re not. They own everything and lack the intelligence for morality.

When the council convenes.

The twat: “ah the council of meets again”

The goofy lad: “stfu”

Karate kid: “don’t be mean” (she’s horrible)

The wise guy: “At least we all know Jude’s the best”

by Sollis February 3, 2023

Knevil conundrum

When you chance it by not wearing a condom for whatever reason and the chick gives you an STD.

Bro 1: GAWD IM STUPID! I should of wrapped it with Treniese! Thot gave me 3 STDs.
Bro 2: LOL you dumb fuck she is hawt and that pussy has been crushed like a monster jam. You got yourself in a knevil conundrum.

by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023

Kalal conundrum

When you facetiously offer someone sexual favors to thank someone and then they take you up on it, putting you in an awkward situation

Person 1: Thank you for bailing me out, I owe you a blowie. Haha

Person 2: I got you, how does Thursday sound?

Person 1: ……..

Person 2: I see you’ve gotten yourself into the Kalal conundrum

by CameronMitchell612 April 1, 2023

The Conundrum

An example of how not to make a YouTube video.

"Oh, have you seen The Conundrum?"
"What the fuck are you doing in my closet."
"Watch NoahIsCanned on Prime video or YouTube!"

by TheCannMann June 12, 2023

Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.

damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably

by CC-8826 October 20, 2023

HEAD COUNCIL

A GROUP OF AMAZING CIVIL BLACK MEN WHO ARE PACKING ABSOLUTE LOGS IN THEIR PANTS WHO JUS ATRACT SO MUCH COOCH ITS INSANE (except saldana and osama)

“LOOK AT “HEAD COUNCIL”THEYRE SOO AMAZING AND COOL AND HOT “

by EROMO the best December 11, 2023

Mizumafu Council

A group of people running a fan page on twitter (also known as X) for the (canon) ship known as MizuMafu from hit game project sekai

person 1: hey, do you know the MIZUMAFU council on twitter?
person 2: Yes! They are very cool.
Mizumafu council: Mizumafu

by mizumafu December 23, 2023