Gotum Coach

What someone says when ur stoopid ass gets finessed

Zeke: Ayo Chad u pipe that bitch Chloe yet?
Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach

by wavydavy1738 November 27, 2018

abi codaby

such a hot arse! she is so sexy and has one hell of a booty! she is a glamour queen and is the best person ever. She is such a kind loving friend not only that she is a great girlfriend. She will kiss you like never before! Abi codaby stands by the people she loves. She is one hottie!!!

o my gosh its abi codaby

by 79522 February 18, 2019

sex coach

A Russian hooker who might be the linchpin of collusion, or maybe just another Russian hooker.

That so-called sex coach Needs to hire a food taster.

by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019

spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.

Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Recovery Coach

An individual who specializes in strength-based support for people with addictions or in recovery from drugs, alcohol, codependency, or other addictive behaviors.

Christopher Ferry is the best recovery coach! Call him if you need addiction help.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020

Joe Colaccino

The sheer girth on this man would make you quiver

Yo my man got a Joe Colaccino

by Brugbruh July 7, 2020