Cancer Close

To be so close to a person you acquire cancer due to second hand smoke.

"Me and johnny lived so close to each other it was almost cancer close"

by Pat_the_Cat October 8, 2009

Clods

A team of MySpace hackers famous for there of myspaces. Coined the term groverize in the late 1990's.

Yo you hear of the clods?

by Jlew costanza November 1, 2007

closed caption

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.

Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.

by britt November 12, 2003

CLGs

Acronym for Cute Little Gays.

When two men of average or less than average height whom are dating each other are out on the town dressed up or otherwise engaging in whimsical behavior together, it is said the two are being CLGs.

Look at Tony and Eric dressed up and ice skating! They’re being CLGs.

by Wolf 94 December 11, 2018

clops

A person who is born with one testicle.

Someone who has lost a testicle or nut if you will.

A uni-nut.

clop(s)- (tic) - being in a state of one nuttedness.

Clops yo, clops.
Dude I heard hes a friggen clops.
I heard his voice and at that moment I realized he was either a woman, a nuttless man, or a clops.

by Dee Hook (c and trizzle) June 1, 2006

Close Quarters

A version of Arabians Acrobats (see for details). This variety of AA is that the cups are now back to back.

I got wasted off that game of close quarters.

by The Other Mongoose March 14, 2010

computer close

a butt

yours

by ben October 23, 2003